paynenvy:

hahry:

should i do homework or burn my school

the first one sounds like a lot of work

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troye-the-boye:

who was the fucker who told you you could do this

this is completely unacceptable who the hell do you think you are 

merewuf:

kingcheddarxvii:

Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches

My friend Isaac has the most gorgeous hands I have ever seen, and I am completely enamored of them. The day I met him he promised to let me draw them, and I finally got to last weekend. 

(Source: norhuu)

I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you

(Source: meandmy69cats)

princeowl:

princeowl:

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now

this post would have been a hit in 2010

(Source: society6.com)

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